Category: Short Stories

I could not take my eyes off him, the moment the girls and I entered this classy restaurant to celebrate my birthday. Yeah, I had to mention the classy bit to let you know how my purse was crying that evening. How I comforted the purse for the rest of.......

Mr. Sapiens: Hello Bowels, are you still on the line? Receptionist: Yes, I am. Mr. Sapiens: What are the other causes of constipation apart from the ones mentioned in our previous conversations Receptionist: Muscle spasms of an irritated large intestine can also slow the movement of feces and contribute to.......

The phone rings……. Receptionist: Guess who is calling again? (Picks up the telephone receiver) Hello! This is GI systems management, how may I help you Mr. Homo Sapiens? Mr. Sapiens: Wonderful! You knew I would call again? How is that? Receptionist: (Smiling) Yes sir, because you said so. I figured.......

Mr. Sapiens:  Hello! This is Homo Sapiens’ residence, how may I help you? Receptionist: Good Evening Mr. Sapiens! My name is Bowels, calling from GI system management. You called us this morning to collect your house waste but unfortunately our men were unable to clear it. Mr. Sapiens: I was.......

“Bus stop!” the bus conductor (driver’s mate) blurted out. I heaved a sigh of relief because the drive to Kaneshie had been longer than usual and it was no less on a day when I was so late, just two days after resolving to go to work early (do resolutions.......

………. It’s 7:00am at my resisdence I switched on the TV to watch Michael on Sativ Two Morning show. During the newspaper review, the host had to repeat one question three times before getting Michael’s attention. Strangely enough, after the first commercial break, when the content of the mug in front.......

Dear Diary, I can’t help but notice how international students especially those from Africa to other continents become physically active individuals as soon as they begin their education in these continents. It is as though they just read or heard through the various forms of media (website, digital signage) available.......

Dear Diary, I know it’s been long . My hard disk is even annoyed with the fact that I keep saving posts on it without submitting them to you. Hmmm, what can I say but the words of the little boy in the advert, ‘it’s not fault’. I hope to.......

Dear Diary, In my first post, I told you about the amount of local food the international student has packed and how he has made searches on Google for shops that sell local foodstuff. Can you blame her Diary? From childhood, her taste habitation have only known these foods and.......

Dear Diary, After being in the queue for more than an hour to go through checks, the international student has enplaned. The long queue certainly took the excitement of his journey away but this is not the only thing stealing his excitement; the food he is leaving behind. Don’t get.......