I could not take my eyes off him, the moment the girls and I entered this classy restaurant to celebrate my birthday. Yeah, I had to mention the classy bit to let you know how my purse was crying that evening. How I comforted the purse for the rest of.......

Mr. Sapiens: Hello Bowels, are you still on the line? Receptionist: Yes, I am. Mr. Sapiens: What are the other causes of constipation apart from the ones mentioned in our previous conversations Receptionist: Muscle spasms of an irritated large intestine can also slow the movement of feces and contribute to.......

The phone rings……. Receptionist: Guess who is calling again? (Picks up the telephone receiver) Hello! This is GI systems management, how may I help you Mr. Homo Sapiens? Mr. Sapiens: Wonderful! You knew I would call again? How is that? Receptionist: (Smiling) Yes sir, because you said so. I figured.......

Mr. Sapiens: Hello! This is Homo Sapiens’ residence, how may I help you? Receptionist: Good Evening Mr. Sapiens! My name is Bowels, calling from GI system management. You called us this morning to collect your house waste but unfortunately our men were unable to clear it. Mr. Sapiens: I was.......

“Bus stop!” the bus conductor (driver’s mate) blurted out. I heaved a sigh of relief because the drive to Kaneshie had been longer than usual and it was no less on a day when I was so late, just two days after resolving to go to work early (do resolutions.......